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bubbles Smith-What can I do to make you love me Smith-Wouldn't mind looking at your kink Smith-You come past my desk and i'll punch you right in the bladder Trott- Alllll the mouths of the salmon are dirty as shit Trott-BRB Trott-Daddy Trott-Geese Noises Trott-Happy Birthday Trott-He's got a real dirty Salmon mouth Trott-I hate Ross Trott-I need a wee REAL bad Trott-I'm gobblin down this yogurt Trott-It's because I sell my body for cash Trott-Kill Me Trott-Mmmmbougghhhhhhhhhh Trott-Oh we got a sad salmon on our hands Trott-OooOOOOOhhhHHhhh Trott-People be commitin crimes TrottRoss-Airhorn noises Trott-Salmon Boy Trott-Wubba lubba dub dub Trott-You're all great Smith-SHOOT HER AllHats-Move On Song Ross- Actual Hell Ross-Hate you guys Ross-I'm learning Ross-My woody Ross-Oh I can't belive you did that its amazing Ross-Pussies Ross-Smith, do you ejaculate salt Ross-Solomon Ross-Think I'll squeeze these dangly things here RossTrott-Dododododododoooo RossTrott-How much banging will there 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