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CB - Are you professional or not CB - Da Fuck are you doing CB - Give me a fucking answer CB - Good for you CB - I' gonna kick your ass CB - What do you fucking not understand CB - You're unbelieveable man Carl Can I say something Carl I do that for fun Carl Wrestlemania Jackass Jamie Oller - Are we done Jamie Oller - I'm not the bad guy Jamie Oller - No Shit Carl Norma - Absolutely Norma - ah Norma - Because I'm Naughty Norma - But Kev Norma - Dean Ambrose Norma - Have you seen Harry Himes Norma - he's too bubblegum for me Norma - hmmmm Norma - I'm getting all worked up Norma - I'm like the rated R superstar Norma - laughing 2 Norma - laughing Norma - okay Jimmy needs to butt out Norma - ou're right, I should listen more often Norma - She hates Norma - So is this a PG show Norma - That's excellent Kevin Kev - I tried to kill you Kev - I want my three hours back Kev - I''m going to have to get a refund from that guy Kev - You've got to take the good with the bad Nigel - Crusing on a Sunday Afternoon Nigel - I could very well be the King of Scotland Nigel - I'm not about that Nigel - I'm so sorry if any of The Royals are listening Nigel - My Rabid trained mind Nigel - No Imbredding for you Charlie Nigel - Oh Stop Nigel - Show me your Kitties Nigel - Show me your pussy Nigel - Vince Russo can die in a fire BC - Flying Jackasses are breaking up BC - He asked us a pretty lot of questions BC - Hot Cosby BC - I know it's difficult BC - If it's R Rating, I get to have blood BC - Is a hot dog a sandwich BC - Listen to the Offshoots, you'll get the rest of that story BC - Random Podcast BC - WW (I think) Frankie - A sandwich is just the same as a Coke can Frankie - Boom boom boom Frankie - Fuck, my bad Frankie - I got head injuries Frankie - I'll Google that word later Frankie - Loser Horn Frankie - Racist Frankie - that's what she said Frankie - We're both going to be fucked becuase we're sick Frankie - Yeah, yeah, yeah, what are you looking up Frankie - You're white Frrankie - Tell me why this is beneficial BC - Brought to you by the Offshoots Network BC - Coming in Hot Famous - Fighting Black Bart Jr. is like fighting Hemmoroids Famous - Theory about girls Good Job Slap Nuts No don't do that Fake Norma - Hey Ya'll Kev - Good Point Kev - I was kinda mad actually Jimmy - You're not supposed to remember that Kev Kev - I'd trade Bret Hart for a Trish appearance Kev - If they can get a cat, and a pole Kev - It's not a bit Kev - I'm Big Kev and I approve this message Norma - Are we sure it's Sunday night Kev - Save us Jericho Kev - Worst plan ever Trey - How was the trunk this weekend Fake Norma - Looking for Wrestling Kev - Bigger than the Titantic Kev - I'd trade Bret Hart for a Trish appearance Kev - I'm Big Kev and I approve this message Kev - Thinks I took the bump of the night Jimmy - Big Market Big Time Jimmy - Black Man White Bitch Jimmy - Do I have a machine gun couch Jimmy - Fuck You Jimmy - Here's the crazy thing Jimmy - He's black Jimmy - I did a power hour in the trunk Jimmy - I don't know about that Jimmy - I like steak Jimmy - I'd buy that for a dollar Jimmy - I'd like to give a shout out to all my fans out there Jimmy - Like it's almost like Jimmy - Maybe I should do the show from a trunk Jimmy - Never been in a trunk Jimmy - Number 2 Jimmy - Sharknado Jimmy - That's a tough one pal Jimmy - That's an ender Jimmy - What trunk is the Professor in today Offshoots Jimmy Intro Jimmy - Wheel in the sky keeps on turn Kev - Don't get to put shit back into the tiger Kev - Everyone is going to know you got your butt kicked by a girl Kev - Get out of the trunk Jimmy Kev - I drove bus Kev - I think I would just take the ass whipping and get on with my life Kev - I think they should do a bit Kev - I'd get on Uber Kev - It wasn't enough that he was stooping me Kev - Jimmy's Lavar Arrington Syndrome Kev - Mommies Got Boobs Kev - Not the dark one, I'm the devil's advocate Kev - That can get messy in the trunk Kev - There's an app for that Kev - Was Sharknado better than Jaws Kev - We can get that funded Kev - Well Kev - You're the creepy guy that does that Offshoots Kev Intro Offshoots Trey Intro Trey - But he's not here, you are Trey - Do they go to Tallywhackers Trey - KKK Jimmy is coming out ok Trey - Way to end the show on a high note there Jimmy Trey - We just play radio