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---- Please select a track ---- 40 Year Old Virgin - $9 Beer Night 40 Year Old Virgin - Fuck Guys 40 Year Old Virgin - Hummer From a Tranny 40 Year Old Virgin - Know Your Gay #1 40 Year Old Virgin - Know Your Gay #2 40 Year Old Virgin - Need Some Poon 40 Year Old Virgin - That Sounds Gay A Few Good Men - Can't Handle the Truth Ace Ventura - Ask You A Few Questions Ace Ventura - Loser Ace Ventura - Testicle Tuesday Ace Ventura- White devil Airheads - Rock and roll Airheads - Today's Music Not A Lot To Say Airheads - White Man Shutting Him Down America Pie - I Don't Like the Kid, But He's Got a Point Anchorman - abigdeal Anchorman - It's Science Anchorman - Milk Was A Bad Choice Anchorman - You Sound Like a Gay Army of Darkness - BOOMSTCK Army of Darkness - S-MART1 Back to the Future - dontneedroads Baseketball - Feel These Nipples Baseketball - No Daddy, Don't Touch Me There Baseketball - You Damn Kids Beerfest - Better When I'm Drunk Beerfest - Everybody's Drunk! Beerfest - Hotdog Cart In Here Beerfest - I'm the asshole Beerfest - Martini (drunk) Beerfest - Martini (Sober) Big Lebowski - Your opinion, man. Big Lebowski - 8yo Big Lebowski - Fuck A Stranger In The Ass Big Lebowski - Suck Your Cock For 1000 Dollars Bill and Ted - Be Excellent To Each Other Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey - Don't Fear the Reaper Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure - Excellent! (2) (44100 Hz) Billy Madison - back to school Billy Madison - Interrupt Billy Madison - Smartest Man Alive Black Sheep - 1 Small Step Black Sheep - Kick Ass Shit Black Sheep - Kill Whitey Black Sheep - righttovote Black Sheep - yeahroar Black Sheep -powertothepeople Blazing Saddles - Whip This Out Boogie Nights - Giant Cock Braveheart - Freedom Breakfast Club - Mess w?the Bull Casino - You Motherfuck You Clerks - I Hate Guys, I Love Women Clerks - Navy Seals Clerks - Not Supposed To Be Here Con Air - Put the Bunny Down Con Air - Trust Dazed and Confused - neo-mccarthyism Dazed and Confused - paytheirtaxes Deliverance - Squeel Like A Pig Demolition Man - fine Demolition Man - fridge Deuce Bigalow - That's A Huge Bitch Dumb and Dumber - 40 hrs a week Dumb and Dumber - Landed on the Moon Dumb and Dumber - Loser Dumb and Dumber - Suck Me Sideways Empire Records - Damn The Man Fast and Furious - Quarter Mile at a Time Ferris Bueller - 9 Times Ferris Bueller - Cameron Egypt Land Frankenstein - It's Alive Full Metal Jacket - Do You Suck Dicks Full Metal Jacket - I Will Definitely Fuck You Up Full Metal Jacket - Me So Horny Full Metal Jacket - Skull Fuck Full Metal Jacket - Think You Got A Hard On Full Metal Jacket - Unfuck Yourself Ghostbusters - If You're a God, You Say Yes Goonies - Hey You Guys Grand Torino - Get off my lawn Grandma's Boy - Fucking Rage Grandma's Boy - Great Idea Grandma's Boy - You're Fuckin Weird Half Baked - Weed College Harold and Kumar - Doogie Howser Stole My Car Harold and Kumar - Extreme Harold and Kumar - That's Extreme Harold?Kumar Guantanamo - Cock Meat Sandwich heynow History of the World - inquisition Hot Chick- socool Idiocracy - Big Ass Fries Idiocracy - Go Away, Batin Idiocracy - Unfit Mother - Carls Jr Jay and Silent Bob - You Are The Ball Lickers Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Oh, Sweet Irony Jerk - You Are Talking To A Nigger Joe Dirt - Hetero Street Credentials la_la_la Ladies Man - Da Butt Ladies Man - Favorite Hole Me, Myself & Irene - For Little Girls Me, Myself, and Irene - G Spot on a 12lb Pussy nubian (44100 Hz) nubian Office Space - Case of the Mondays Office Space - seememo Old School - Fucking Kill You Old School - Trust Tree Orgazmo - Fuck Off Orgazmo - Got Me So Horny Orgazmo - porno-graphic Orgazmo - Save Your Balls Orgazmo - Stunt Cock Orgazmo - Try Having 4 Dicks Orgazmo - woohoo Orgazmo - You're Gonna Make Me Cum (Trex) PCU - A Pretty Strange Theory PCU - Beer! PCU - Cock Man Oppressor PCU - Coffee Now! PCU - Ding Ding Ding! PCU - Droz Explains PCU PCU - Frats Banned in the 60s PCU - Freshperson PCU - It's About America Speech PCU - Johnson is 12 Inches Long PCU - Not A Protest PCU - Penis Party (Long) PCU - Penis Party (Short) PCU - Pins & Needles PCU - Screaming Preppy Asshole PCU - Show Me Where The Campus Is PCU - Swirlee PCU - Times Have Changed PCU - We're Not Gonna Protest! PCU - Worst of All They're Poor Point Break - The Ultimate Price Is Right - loser_clip Private Parts - WNBC Private Parts - You Goddamn Motherfucker Pulp Fiction - Correctamundo Role Models - Like the Idea Role Models - Minotaur saberon Scarface Semi-Pro - S My C shut_up Super Troopers - Chicken Fucker Super Troopers - litteringand Team America - AIDS Team America - You Lose Teen Wolf - Coach's 3 Rules The Fugitive - Dr. Richard Kimball The Waterboy - Don t Smoke Crack There's Something About Mary - I Work With Retards There's Something About Mary - Have You Seen My Baseball This Conversation Is Over togatoga Tommy Boy - gettingfatter Tommy Boy - Shade Under A Decade Varsity Blues - I Don't Want Your Life Warriors - come out to play Waterboy - gatorade Waterboy - tastesbettertoo Wayne's World 2 - Hate My Father, Hate My Life, Feel Great Wedding Crashers - Motorboatin' What About Bob - Baby Steps Will Ferrell (SNL) - Liar Zack and Miri - Gonna Fuck You With My Penis Zack and Miri - I want to eat your brain Zack and Miri - I'm a guy Zack and Miri - Let us FUCK Zack and Miri - Suck each others cocks Zack and Miri - White boy! Zoolander - Cool Story Hansel Zoolander - Too Cool For School