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---- Please select a track ---- Well Hello! How are you doing? Might i have your first name? Do you know who I am? Col.Nathan R. Jessep (long) Col.Nathan R. Jessep (short) My name is Warren R Schmidt My name is Warren R Schmidt and I'm your new fo Warren R Schmidt I Own the place Everybody works for me! When you hear what happed I have some good news I'm going to need you to listen I'm going to need you to listen#2 I'm going to need you to listen#3 'm going to need you to listen#4 I'm going to need you to listen#5 Sarcasim is anger's ungly cosin I'm a pretty good guy Temper is the one thing Short laugh Watch your mouth! Yes! No! I Beg Your Pardon! What! Thank you! Thats right! Absolutely! Yes I Do! This is ridiculous! I Don't know! O.K! What the #k You want answers! You can't handle the truth! Are we clear#1 Are we clear#2 Are these the questions i was called hear You have to ask me nice#1 You have to ask me nice#2 For christ sake! Don't i feel like the #kin asshole! What i do want! I'll Answer the Question! My answer is! i'm a fair guy! I want to know what were going to do about this? extend me some #king courtesy! You snotty little bastard! I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 cubans! Did you ever serve#1 Did you ever serve#2 Did you ever serve#3 Did you ever serve#4 Son we live in a world Son we live in a world#2 Son we live in a world#3 Son we live in a world#4 You will address me as col. or sir were not going to have problems are we? Do you really want the love of your Life? Do you got a girl friend? well well well!! I'm sorry i was so rude before Goosfrabba Goosfrabba#2 Goosfrabba#3 Did you ever think about going back to school? Are you a homofobe? Not a problem You got somthing you want to ask? Tell us about your self#1 Tell us about your self#2 Tell us about your self#3 Tell us about your self#4 Do you know John lennon? Do you know John lennon?#2 Do you know John lennon?#3 When I tell you to dump a body When I tell you to dump a body#2 When I tell you to dump a body#3 Lets take a walk on the wild side Crying for mother Jibber Jabber I'm wetting My Jockys In europe How do you feel? What is your posion on breast implants? ordering breakfast ordering breakfast#2 Now why did i do that? Injoy your clams I want to tell you somthing#1 I want to tell you somthing#2 I want to tell you somthing#3 i'm going to kill you I'm going to rip the eyes out of your head! What do you want to discuss now? What kind of unit you running hear? What the hell is this? You #ked with the wrong marine what's your name? indian sounds what's your name son? fight a fuck too much she was fifteen years old she was fifteen years old#2 she was fifteen years old#3 she was fifteen years old#4 i'm a marval of modren science i'm hear to corporate with you R.P.McMurphy were from the state mental institution i'm Dr.McMurphy the mental defected league they were giving me 10 thousand wats a day you sly son of a bitch were nuts captain block captain block#2 I really don't know i'll be right down the line with you Giggling laughing please proceed No you don't understand I'm a friend of your daughter's Honestly harry sandbourne how are you harry sandbourne I'm dating your daugheter you were very impressive How are ya? It was sensational meeting you I'm one of the owners of a record company drive by recorders It's a hip hop lable let me see if i get were your headed here women your age love that about me you know what i mean take it easy kids we hav'nt have sex yet have we? somthing to live for Hey what's up Hey what's up have you allways been like this? I don't think I ever had this affect on a women I don't reconize it Sure Can I ask you one other thing? Just curous Never You never get hot Oh i'm sorry God am i sorry Just your tits I'm actually feeling quite perky today Sorry for your trouble Listen Hey#2 yes or No what's the deal? I saw her naked last night Trust me I never saw a women that age naked before now she's a great chick Must take after her father I looked you up on the internet Hey it's me Just sitting arourd Everybody is out but old harry Old Old Old Harry Goodnight We are cute My dear your confusing sex with sleeping What are my choices? Pancakes Now what i know about you is wright try not to rate my ansewer Words have been invented for wome like you Not at all It's a pleasure I can't remeber the last time i cried I can't remeber the last time i cried#2 your the funnest girl i ever had sex with well i'm a old dog I'll like to try sleeping with you you are a women to love Thank you darling What a doll slow down you want to kill me I have never lied to you your killing me I need to talk to you Got a minute? death doen't seem hard to you? why is it that you brods want all or nothing? I'm not ready to be your friend How is that? Anyway Can i e-mail it to you? yes honey sometimes worring about you So i'm nuts thats refreshing Show time