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---- Please select a track ---- Find job Will never forgive Pair of pliers and a blow torch Shot Marvin in the face I don't want ifs Like Caine in Kung Fu Towels and maxi pad Get me outta here Don't be so danged literal Eh, ya brudder blows bubble gum Oooh I'm dyiiiin' FORWAAAAAAAARD march It'll take him all day Are you in, genius He'll catch on any minute now Good byeeeeee Oh yeah, that's what he thinks Hey, your pardon me for interruptin' Yer crazy idiot Dull day I better get outta here Gotta see I think the guys are pony Neh, pardon me mac Now where'd dat come from Why the noive of dem guys Wow, What a relief You asked for it Hey Barkeep - Brian Stewie reminds Brian of Novel Are You OK? Peed in my pants That's my dad Shut up Creepy Giggity Giggity Giggity Bench press Whaaaaheeehey Fat chicks Hit the bar Transvestite Awful They make take our lives Scotland is free! Bang Skid Nigga Retardation You're gay Sorry Can't do that Crickets - Georgia, U.S. Bordeaux cricket - Spain House cricket - Germany Price Is Right loser sound Rap Chicken Secret Garden Cat Fight Chimp SONERIE HAIOASA Whippoorwill nice notes Whippoorwill singing Turkey Yelp Lighting Strikes the Gulf of Mexico Scary thunder Storm thunder Common Cuckoo Eurasian Cuckoo yippe kayeh cowboy - full metal jacket they stay the same age - dazed & confused I'm as mad as hell frankly my dear... isn't that special?! - snl skit Wipe that smile Until it goes...click do you feel lucky punk? losers always whine - sean connery bitch tits - fight club don't call me shirley - airplane fuckos - goodfellas hey, how you doin? - friends You Want Answers? Retarded Calling me a liar ? Wet Fart Correctomundo Hey Baby Who the hell are you? Yeah Baby ! Mission Impossible Googly Wipeout! Not in Kansas anymore Prepare 2 attack Rollin Doobies Shut your big Yapper! Applause Drumroll Goodyear Italian Stallion Hawaii 5-0 Knight Rider Cheers The Love Boat I DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH Troy McClure - Get high Phone Ringing Daffy Duck Evil Laugh It keeps going and going and going ... Hunting Rabbits The day is mine Not here not now High Quality H2O Old Man River Day off Love it when you call me big poppa Big Mouth Shut Afternoon delight Halloween the Movie theme A nightmare on elm street One leg at a time One glass of Champag-na Bombs Away 1 Theme Song Tone of voice Stupid is as Stupid does Run Forrest, run The Godfather Dumber than a bag of hammers Dr. Evil- Fricking Evil Doctor Pootie done did it again First Call Taps Ohh, Pru-nella Sissy talk So very lovely Never been this high Oh oh oh Own a mansion Rush Scram Shootin' it off Sinkin' in So wrong Take the consequences Trouble sleepin' Turn out those lights Very sorry What's up Doc Three's Company Good Times All in the Family Welcome Back Kotter The Jeffersons Dukes of Hazzard Giligans Island Happy Days Fat Albert I Dream Of Jeannie Laverne and Shirley WKRP in Cincinnatti Six Million Dollar Man Monty Python's Flying Circus The Adams Family The Munsters Sanford and Son The Stripper Jack Rabbit Twist Vaudeville - The Minsky Pickup Ha Ha Yeah Boyee Hey yo check this out Get your hands out of there Your mothers so ugly Dont wanna be with Ha ha flavor flav Holld up wheres the love Rock that homee Stop being a flavor hater You can't say no Say what again Moment of clarity Ain't talking way out Call an ambulance Do you normally curse this much Hamburgers You're having a nice day Wrong Very bad day No idea Do you know who I am? What I have to offer I mean Kansas I don't need forever Stiffly Stifferson The secret of 'genius' You got that gun? Use it! You gotta come work for me Something stinks Mike Tyson singing Don't text me, it's gay He was a re-tard Face down in a ditch I drive great when I'm drunk I shouldn' be here Masturbating on an airplane Paging Dr Faggot Puttin on some pants She's grossed out by semen mmmAh Wow! Holy Crap I'm squirting Really juicy ohyeah ! Juicy! Heavy Breathing Goodnight 1 Goodnight 2 Be a gangster She wants it Crack dealer Your an a-sshole. I Don't Remember Asking You OK FU hows that Mouth Sex Get our drinks on - Fogell The Exorcist - Regan MacNeil possessed What Difference Blacker Nice Mullet Long dick of the law Why do you always do this I don't give a shit3 Fuckem! If People Don't Like it..... What is your major malfunction? Kick his ass I Piss Excellence Get a job 1 Take it Easy Ever Casino - Nicky Santoro (Joe Pesci) Fishbone - Lyin' Ass Bitch A Fish Called Wanda - Otto West The Ref - Gus (Dennis Leary) The Rock - John Patrick Mason TollBooth Willy (Adam Sandler) FBI Your first pinch I'm fairly alarmed here Welcome... to Jurassic park Jaws Its alive! - Frankenstien The Shining- Here's Johnny! Finger lickin' good They're coming to get you Game over akon "convict" Nuke Wrong answer It's time girlfriend 4 thumbs down Black Gallagher Playa Hater Lil' Jon - What!? I'm rich bitch! Half Baked - I love weed I don't do drugs I'm Rick James Happy Days Theme